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| 23-Sep-1968 | Episode 1 | Season 1 Number 1 | Andy & Helen Get Married | After Andy gets married, Aunt Bee must decide whether or not to keep house for the widower Sam Jones. | |
| SYND | 30-Sep-1968 | Episode 2 | Season 1 Number 2 | The Harvest Ball | Sam helps Goober get a date for the Harvest Ball, and wishes he hadn't. |
| 7-Oct-1968 | Episode 3 | Season 1 Number 3 | The Race Horse | Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race. | |
| 14-Oct-1968 | Episode 4 | Season 1 Number 4 | Help on the Farm | Sam agrees to make a good-will gesture by hiring two ex-convicts to work the farm. | |
| 21-Oct-1968 | Episode 5 | Season 1 Number 5 | The Copy Machine | Mike gets in trouble with Sam when he orders a copy machine against his father's wishes. | |
| 28-Oct-1968 | Episode 6 | Season 1 Number 6 | The Panel Show | Emmett and Howard appear on a national talk show. | |
| 11-Nov-1968 | Episode 7 | Season 1 Number 7 | Youth Takes Over | Mayberry's town council decides to let three school students take on key civic offices as a practical lesson. | |
| 18-Nov-1968 | Episode 8 | Season 1 Number 8 | The Church Play | Former chorus girl Millie directs the church play. | |
| 2-Dec-1968 | Episode 9 | Season 1 Number 9 | Mike's Losing Streak | Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness." | |
| 9-Dec-1968 | Episode 10 | Season 1 Number 10 | Sam Gets a Ticket | Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike. | |
| 16-Dec-1968 | Episode 11 | Season 1 Number 11 | Emmett's 50th Birthday | Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50. | |
| 23-Dec-1968 | Episode 12 | Season 1 Number 12 | Miss Farmerette | A former Hollywood agent comes to Mayberry and promises to make Milly a movie star. | |
| 30-Dec-1968 | Episode 13 | Season 1 Number 13 | Sam and the Teenager | A high school senior falls head over heels in love with Sam. | |
| 6-Jan-1969 | Episode 14 | Season 1 Number 14 | New Couple in Town | A writer and his wife seek literary inspiration by moving to Mayberry. | |
| 13-Jan-1969 | Episode 15 | Season 1 Number 15 | Aunt Bee's Cruise | A sea captain woos Aunt Bee on a Caribbean cruise. (Part 1 of 2) | |
| 20-Jan-1969 | Episode 16 | Season 1 Number 16 | Aunt Bee and the Captain | Aunt Bee and her cruise ship captain make wedding plans. (Part 2 of 2) | |
| 27-Jan-1969 | Episode 17 | Season 1 Number 17 | Driver Education | Goober teaches high-school driver education. | |
| 3-Feb-1969 | Episode 18 | Season 1 Number 18 | Howard's Hobby | Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving. | |
| 10-Feb-1969 | Episode 19 | Season 1 Number 19 | The Camper | Mike and his friend have an argument, so the menfolk decide to teach them a lesson. | |
| 17-Feb-1969 | Episode 20 | Season 1 Number 20 | Sam the Expert Farmer | Sam can't understand why his carefully nurtured beans come up stunted. | |
| 24-Feb-1969 | Episode 21 | Season 1 Number 21 | The Pet Shop | Mike, Aunt Bee, and Millie join forces to persuade Sam to let Mike have a dog. | |
| SYND | 3-Mar-1969 | Episode 22 | Season 1 Number 22 | An Efficient Service Station | An oil-company efficiency expert forces Goober's gas station into a big-city mold. |
| 10-Mar-1969 | Episode 23 | Season 1 Number 23 | Emmett's Retirement | Emmett closes his fix-it shop and retires. | |
| 17-Mar-1969 | Episode 24 | Season 1 Number 24 | Millie's Girlfriend | When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie. | |
| 24-Mar-1969 | Episode 25 | Season 1 Number 25 | The Church Bell | The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple. | |
| 12-May-1969 | Episode 26 | Season 1 Number 26 | Sister Cities | Its sister city presents Mayberry with a silver chalice. | |
| 22-Sep-1969 | Episode 27 | Season 2 Number 1 | Andy's Baby | Andy returns to Mayberry with his wife Helen and their new baby. | |
| SYND | 29-Sep-1969 | Episode 28 | Season 2 Number 2 | Saving Morelli's | Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open. |
| 6-Oct-1969 | Episode 29 | Season 2 Number 3 | Howard the Poet | Howard writes a poem for the state literary magazine. | |
| 13-Oct-1969 | Episode 30 | Season 2 Number 4 | Goober and the Telephone Girl | Goober's girl is a karate expert. | |
| 20-Oct-1969 | Episode 31 | Season 2 Number 5 | Millie the Model | Millie goes to New York to become a fashion model. | |
| 27-Oct-1969 | Episode 32 | Season 2 Number 6 | Mike's Birthday Party | Mike learns that most of his friends will be at a girl's birthday party instead of his. | |
| 3-Nov-1969 | Episode 33 | Season 2 Number 7 | The Farmer Exchange Project | A Russian farm expert visits Mayberry. | |
| 10-Nov-1969 | Episode 34 | Season 2 Number 8 | The Caper | To prove a point, Howard robs the Mayberry bank. | |
| 17-Nov-1969 | Episode 35 | Season 2 Number 9 | The New Farm Hand | Sam hires a colorful farm hand who quickly becomes Mike's hero. | |
| 24-Nov-1969 | Episode 36 | Season 2 Number 10 | Palm Springs, Here We Come | When Mike flunks an arithmetic test, it threatens a vacation to California. | |
| 15-Dec-1969 | Episode 37 | Season 2 Number 11 | Palm Springs, Here We Are | Sam and his friends arrive in Palm Springs for a vacation. | |
| 22-Dec-1969 | Episode 38 | Season 2 Number 12 | Millie and the Palm Springs Golf Pro | Sam meets an old Army buddy who promptly makes a play for Millie. | |
| 29-Dec-1969 | Episode 39 | Season 2 Number 13 | Palm Springs Cowboy | While in Palm Springs, Howard meets up with an oldtime cowboy star and tries to get him back in show biz. | |
| 12-Jan-1970 | Episode 40 | Season 2 Number 14 | Goober's Niece | Goober's protective instinct flares when his teen-age niece comes to visit. | |
| 19-Jan-1970 | Episode 41 | Season 2 Number 15 | Emmett Takes a Fall | After Emmett breaks his arm, he hires a teenager to help in his shop. | |
| 26-Jan-1970 | Episode 42 | Season 2 Number 16 | The New Well | An old man comes to the farm claiming that he can find water with a dowsing stick. | |
| 2-Feb-1970 | Episode 43 | Season 2 Number 17 | Emmett and the Ring | Emmett pawns his wife's expensive diamond to play the stock market. | |
| 9-Feb-1970 | Episode 44 | Season 2 Number 18 | Goober's Brother | Goober's big brother Braden comes home to Mayberry after 14 years. | |
| SYND | 16-Feb-1970 | Episode 45 | Season 2 Number 19 | The Mayberry Road | Aunt Bee's garden club protests a proposed highway. |
| 2-Mar-1970 | Episode 46 | Season 2 Number 20 | Millie and the Great Outdoors | Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip. | |
| 9-Mar-1970 | Episode 47 | Season 2 Number 21 | The Sculptor | A famous sculptor decides that he likes Mayberry so much that he makes a statue for it. | |
| SYND | 16-Mar-1970 | Episode 48 | Season 2 Number 22 | The Health Fund | The lodge members chip in on a health fund. |
| 23-Mar-1970 | Episode 49 | Season 2 Number 23 | The Mayberry Float | Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float. | |
| 30-Mar-1970 | Episode 50 | Season 2 Number 24 | Aloha Goober | Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii. | |
| 6-Apr-1970 | Episode 51 | Season 2 Number 25 | Millie the Secretary | Millie goes to a secretarial school. | |
| 13-Apr-1970 | Episode 52 | Season 2 Number 26 | The Mynah Bird | Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it. | |
| 14-Sep-1970 | Episode 53 | Season 3 Number 1 | Emmett's Domestic Problem | Emmett's wife opens a boutique in Mayberry. | |
| 21-Sep-1970 | Episode 54 | Season 3 Number 2 | Sensitivity Training | Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training. | |
| 28-Sep-1970 | Episode 55 | Season 3 Number 3 | Goober's New Gas Station | Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it. | |
| 5-Oct-1970 | Episode 56 | Season 3 Number 4 | The New Housekeeper | Sam's cousin Alice comes to help Sam keep house. | |
| 12-Oct-1970 | Episode 57 | Season 3 Number 5 | All for Charity | Sam and Emmett dance together in a spring pageant. | |
| SYND | 19-Oct-1970 | Episode 58 | Season 3 Number 6 | Hair | Emmett buys a toupee, but is ashamed to admit it. |
| 26-Oct-1970 | Episode 59 | Season 3 Number 7 | Millie the Best-Dressed Woman | Millie is named the best dressed woman in the county. | |
| SYND | 2-Nov-1970 | Episode 60 | Season 3 Number 8 | Howard's Nephew | Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout. |
| 9-Nov-1970 | Episode 61 | Season 3 Number 9 | Goober the Housesitter | Goober moves into a mansion, complete with limousine. | |
| 16-Nov-1970 | Episode 62 | Season 3 Number 10 | Millie's Dream | Millie dreams that something bad will happen to Sam and Howard on their fishing trip. | |
| 23-Nov-1970 | Episode 63 | Season 3 Number 11 | Community Spirit | Sam's friends decide to paint his house for him, despite his wanting professionals to do the job. | |
| 30-Nov-1970 | Episode 64 | Season 3 Number 12 | The Harp | Alice decides that she wants to learn to play the harp. | |
| SYND | 7-Dec-1970 | Episode 65 | Season 3 Number 13 | The Bicycle Club | Tempers flare when Sam, Goober and Howard form a club and don't tell Emmett. |
| 14-Dec-1970 | Episode 66 | Season 3 Number 14 | Mike's Project | Sam insists that Mike do his own homework when he has to build a teepee. | |
| 28-Dec-1970 | Episode 67 | Season 3 Number 15 | Howad the Dream Spinner | Howard becomes the host of a local television show featuring poetry. | |
| 11-Jan-1971 | Episode 68 | Season 3 Number 16 | Millie's Egg Farm | Millie quits her job at the bakery and buys an egg farm. | |
| 18-Jan-1971 | Episode 69 | Season 3 Number 17 | The Kid from Hong Kong | Mike acquires a foster daughter in Hong Kong and learns that she plans to come to the U.S. | |
| 25-Jan-1971 | Episode 70 | Season 3 Number 18 | The Moon Rocks | Sam arranges for Howard to see a moon rock. | |
| 8-Feb-1971 | Episode 71 | Season 3 Number 19 | The World Traveler | Emmett tries to satisfy his wife's desire. | |
| 15-Feb-1971 | Episode 72 | Season 3 Number 20 | Goober the Elder | Goober is jailed in a gambling raid after being nominated as a church elder. | |
| 22-Feb-1971 | Episode 73 | Season 3 Number 21 | Alice and the Professor | Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher. | |
| 1-Mar-1971 | Episode 74 | Season 3 Number 22 | Howard the Swinger | Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman. | |
| 8-Mar-1971 | Episode 75 | Season 3 Number 23 | Mike's Car | Sam lets Mike buy an old car from Goober and he soon runs right into trouble. | |
| 15-Mar-1971 | Episode 76 | Season 3 Number 24 | Goober the Hero | Goober is a guide for the Junior Woodsmen and the excursion turns into a "lost" cause. | |
| 22-Mar-1971 | Episode 77 | Season 3 Number 25 | The City Planner | A pretty city planner comes to Mayberry to help Sam just as Millie is going on vacation. | |
| 29-Mar-1971 | Episode 78 | Season 3 Number 26 | Emmett's Invitation | Emmett is proud and excited when an industrial firm wants to buy his patent for an old forgotten invention. |