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| 20-Sep-1955 | Episode 1 | Season 1 Number 1 | New Recruits | Bilko tries to recoup his poker losses. | |
| 27-Sep-1955 | Episode 2 | Season 1 Number 2 | Empty Store | Bilko refuses to reveal why he bought an empty store. | |
| 4-Oct-1955 | Episode 3 | Season 1 Number 3 | WAC | Bilko and a Wac sergeant vie for use of a jeep. | |
| 11-Oct-1955 | Episode 4 | Season 1 Number 4 | The Horse | Bilko and his cohorts invest in an ailing race horse. | |
| 18-Oct-1955 | Episode 5 | Season 1 Number 5 | A.W.O.L. | Bilko heads to Chicago to pick up an AWOL soldier. | |
| 25-Oct-1955 | Episode 6 | Season 1 Number 6 | Boxer | Bilko discovers a champion boxer in his platoon. | |
| 1-Nov-1955 | Episode 7 | Season 1 Number 7 | The Hoodlum | An insubordinate GI thwarts Bilko's drive for glory. | |
| SYND | 8-Nov-1955 | Episode 8 | Season 1 Number 8 | Mardi Gras | A rich girl refuses to reign as the motor pool's queen. (Episode aka "Bilko Plays Cupid") |
| 15-Nov-1955 | Episode 9 | Season 1 Number 9 | Eating Contest | Bilko bets on a GI in a Fort Baxter eating contest. | |
| 22-Nov-1955 | Episode 10 | Season 1 Number 10 | The Centennial | Hall wants the gambling stopped at Fort Baxter. | |
| 29-Nov-1955 | Episode 11 | Season 1 Number 11 | Bivouac | Bilko feigns a rare disease to avoid bivouac. (Episode aka "Sick Call Ernie") | |
| 6-Dec-1955 | Episode 12 | Season 1 Number 12 | Singing Contest | Bilko enters his platoon in a singing contest. | |
| 13-Dec-1955 | Episode 13 | Season 1 Number 13 | The Twitch | An officer's wife wants to lecture on Beethoven. | |
| 20-Dec-1955 | Episode 14 | Season 1 Number 14 | Reunion | Army life takes on a new meaning for Bilko. | |
| 27-Dec-1955 | Episode 15 | Season 1 Number 15 | Rich Kid | Bilko sees a rich GI as a ticket to saloon ownership. | |
| SYND | 3-Jan-1956 | Episode 16 | Season 1 Number 16 | Hollywood | Bilko is asked to be technical adviser for a movie. |
| 10-Jan-1956 | Episode 17 | Season 1 Number 17 | Investigation | Bilko tries to prepare for a probe of military waste. | |
| 17-Jan-1956 | Episode 18 | Season 1 Number 18 | Kids in Trailers | Bilko baby-sits in a trailer for a GI on furlough. (Episode aka "Operation Diaper") | |
| 24-Jan-1956 | Episode 19 | Season 1 Number 19 | Revolutionary War | Bilko learns his ancestor served with Washington. | |
| 31-Jan-1956 | Episode 20 | Season 1 Number 20 | Transfer | Irritated Bilko asks for a transfer. | |
| 7-Feb-1956 | Episode 21 | Season 1 Number 21 | The Rest Cure | Overheated Bilko plots to get sent to a rest camp. | |
| 14-Feb-1956 | Episode 22 | Season 1 Number 22 | Dinner at Sowici's | Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan | |
| 21-Feb-1956 | Episode 23 | Season 1 Number 23 | Army Memoirs | Three angry GIs tell Hall of Bilko's misconduct. | |
| 28-Feb-1956 | Episode 24 | Season 1 Number 24 | Miss America | Bilko thinks a potential Miss America lives nearby. | |
| SYND | 6-Mar-1956 | Episode 25 | Season 1 Number 25 | The Court-Martial | Bilko is blamed when a chimpanzee is inducted. |
| SYND | 13-Mar-1956 | Episode 26 | Season 1 Number 26 | Furlough in New York | Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York. |
| 20-Mar-1956 | Episode 27 | Season 1 Number 27 | The Big Uranium Strike | Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room. | |
| 27-Mar-1956 | Episode 28 | Season 1 Number 28 | Bilko and the Beast | Hall sends for a sergeant to shape up Bilko's men. | |
| 10-Apr-1956 | Episode 29 | Season 1 Number 29 | The Physical Check-Up | Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit. | |
| 17-Apr-1956 | Episode 30 | Season 1 Number 30 | Recruiting Sergeant | Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet. | |
| 24-Apr-1956 | Episode 31 | Season 1 Number 31 | Hair | Jealousy makes Bilko want to hide his bald head. | |
| SYND | 1-May-1956 | Episode 32 | Season 1 Number 32 | The Con Men | Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks. |
| 8-May-1956 | Episode 33 | Season 1 Number 33 | War Games | Bilko is stuck between a wedding an Army maneuvers. | |
| 15-May-1956 | Episode 34 | Season 1 Number 34 | Bilko in Wall Street | Bilko helps an old buddy get ahead in banking. | |
| 18-Sep-1956 | Episode 35 | Season 2 Number 1 | Platoon in the Movies | Bilko produces a musical comedy training film. | |
| SYND | 25-Sep-1956 | Episode 36 | Season 2 Number 2 | It's for the Birds | Bilko's quiz-show ace suddenly loses his memory. |
| 2-Oct-1956 | Episode 37 | Season 2 Number 3 | Bilko Goes to College | Bilko is assigned to teach a college course. | |
| 9-Oct-1956 | Episode 38 | Season 2 Number 4 | The Girl from Italy | Bilko helps a friend find a new love. | |
| 16-Oct-1956 | Episode 39 | Season 2 Number 5 | The Face on the Recruiting Poster | Doberman is accidentally put on a recruiting poster. | |
| 23-Oct-1956 | Episode 40 | Season 2 Number 6 | Bilko's War against Culture | A lovely Wac is sent to deter the GIs from gambling. | |
| 30-Oct-1956 | Episode 41 | Season 2 Number 7 | The Song of the Motor Pool | The Signal Corps uses Bilko's new motor-pool melody. | |
| 6-Nov-1956 | Episode 42 | Season 2 Number 8 | Bilko's Engagement | A jewelry-store mix-up leaves Bilko and Joan engaged. | |
| 13-Nov-1956 | Episode 43 | Season 2 Number 9 | A Mess Sergeant Can't Win | Bilko wants to lose a bet, but can't. | |
| SYND | 20-Nov-1956 | Episode 44 | Season 2 Number 10 | Doberman's Sister | Bilko believes his own story about Doberman's sister. |
| 27-Nov-1956 | Episode 45 | Season 2 Number 11 | Where There's a Will | Bilko tries to help a buddy get an inheritance. | |
| 4-Dec-1956 | Episode 46 | Season 2 Number 12 | Bilko's Tax Trouble | Bilko is mistakenly asked for 1953 tax records. | |
| 11-Dec-1956 | Episode 47 | Season 2 Number 13 | Mink Incorporated | Indebted Bilko starts a mink farm to raise cash. | |
| 18-Dec-1956 | Episode 48 | Season 2 Number 14 | Sgt. Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan | Bilko believes he is to appear on Ed Sullivan's show. | |
| 25-Dec-1956 | Episode 49 | Season 2 Number 15 | Bilko Gets Some Sleep | The camp is surprised by Bilko's change of heart. | |
| 8-Jan-1957 | Episode 50 | Season 2 Number 16 | The Blue Blood of the Bilkos | A sergeant is barred from his son's society wedding. | |
| 15-Jan-1957 | Episode 51 | Season 2 Number 17 | Love That Guardhouse | Hall tries to keep a cash-laden GI away from Bilko. | |
| SYND | 22-Jan-1957 | Episode 52 | Season 2 Number 18 | Sgt. Bilko Presents Bing Crosby | Bing Crosby (as himself) visits Fort Baxter. |
| 29-Jan-1957 | Episode 53 | Season 2 Number 19 | Bilko Goes to Monte Carlo | Bilko takes a bankroll and a system to Monte Carlo. | |
| 5-Feb-1957 | Episode 54 | Season 2 Number 20 | Bilko Enters Politics | Doberman becomes Bilko's mayoral candidate. | |
| 12-Feb-1957 | Episode 55 | Season 2 Number 21 | Bilko's Television Idea | A fading TV comic receives a script from Bilko. | |
| 26-Feb-1957 | Episode 56 | Season 2 Number 22 | The Son of Bilko | Bilko's kindness toward a draftee backfires. | |
| 5-Mar-1957 | Episode 57 | Season 2 Number 23 | Rock 'n' Roll Rookie | The Army assigns a rock-star recruit to Fort Baxter. | |
| 19-Mar-1957 | Episode 58 | Season 2 Number 24 | Bilko's Black Magic | Bilko is interested in a long-marooned GI's back pay. | |
| 26-Mar-1957 | Episode 59 | Season 2 Number 25 | Bilko Goes South | Hoping to go to Florida, Bilko's platoon volunteers. | |
| 2-Apr-1957 | Episode 60 | Season 2 Number 26 | Bilko Goes 'round the World | Bilko takes a satirical world trip. Guest: Mike Todd. | |
| 9-Apr-1957 | Episode 61 | Season 2 Number 27 | The Mess Hall Mess | Bilko steals a French chef's secret family recipe. | |
| 16-Apr-1957 | Episode 62 | Season 2 Number 28 | The Secret Life of Sergeant Bilko | A reporter tries to prove GIs are leaking secrets. | |
| 23-Apr-1957 | Episode 63 | Season 2 Number 29 | Radio Station B.I.L.K.O. | Bilko sets up his own radio station in Roseville. | |
| 30-Apr-1957 | Episode 64 | Season 2 Number 30 | Bilko, the Marriage Broker | Bilko and his buddies decide to marry off Wallace. | |
| 7-May-1957 | Episode 65 | Season 2 Number 31 | Bilko Acres | Rumors prompt Bilko to buy nearby swampland. | |
| 14-May-1957 | Episode 66 | Season 2 Number 32 | The Big Scandal | Bilko involves the colonel's wife in a scandal. | |
| 21-May-1957 | Episode 67 | Season 2 Number 33 | Bilko's Perfect Day | Bilko fails to recognize his long-awaited lucky day. | |
| 28-May-1957 | Episode 68 | Season 2 Number 34 | The Colonel Breaks Par | Golfer Sam Snead helps Col. Hall shoot under par. | |
| SYND | 4-Jun-1957 | Episode 69 | Season 2 Number 35 | Show Segments | Ed Sullivan presents segments edited from past shows. |
| 11-Jun-1957 | Episode 70 | Season 2 Number 36 | His Highness, Doberman | A girl's millionaire father ejects suitor Doberman. | |
| 17-Sep-1957 | Episode 71 | Season 3 Number 1 | Bilko's Merry Widow | Show based on the play 'The Merry Widow'. | |
| 24-Sep-1957 | Episode 72 | Season 3 Number 2 | Bilko's Boys Town | Bilko organizes a boys camp to raise money. | |
| SYND | 1-Oct-1957 | Episode 73 | Season 3 Number 3 | Hillbilly Whiz | Bilko tries baseball. Guests: Yogi Berra, Red Barber. |
| 4-Oct-1957 | Episode 74 | Season 3 Number 4 | Bilko's Valentine | Bilko wants to pursue romance in South Carolina. | |
| 15-Oct-1957 | Episode 75 | Season 3 Number 5 | The Big Man Hunt | Bilko comes close to owning part of a diamond mine. | |
| 22-Oct-1957 | Episode 76 | Season 3 Number 6 | Bilko's Double Life | Bilko is mistaken for a New York City millionaire. | |
| 29-Oct-1957 | Episode 77 | Season 3 Number 7 | Sergeant Bilko Presents | No one will back Bilko's latest scheme. | |
| 5-Nov-1957 | Episode 78 | Season 3 Number 8 | Papa Bilko | A young French visitor calls Bilko "Papa." | |
| 19-Nov-1957 | Episode 79 | Season 3 Number 9 | Bilko Talks in His Sleep | Sleep-talking Bilko reveals his gambling secrets. | |
| 26-Nov-1957 | Episode 80 | Season 3 Number 10 | Cherokee Ernie | Bilko finds a way the Indians could reclaim Oklahoma. | |
| 3-Dec-1957 | Episode 81 | Season 3 Number 11 | Bilko Buys a Club | Bilko and his friend decide to start a nightclub. | |
| 10-Dec-1957 | Episode 82 | Season 3 Number 12 | Lieutenant Bilko | Bilko learns he still has his battlefield commission. | |
| 17-Dec-1957 | Episode 83 | Season 3 Number 13 | Bilko at Bay | Bilko needs money for a New York City furlough. | |
| 24-Dec-1957 | Episode 84 | Season 3 Number 14 | Bilko F.O.B. Detroit | Bilko heads to Detroit to pick up Army trucks. | |
| 31-Dec-1957 | Episode 85 | Season 3 Number 15 | Bilko and the Flying Saucers | Bilko must see UFOs to keep a date. | |
| 7-Jan-1958 | Episode 86 | Season 3 Number 16 | Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary | Bilko picks a Wac to be the colonel's secretary. | |
| 14-Jan-1958 | Episode 87 | Season 3 Number 17 | Doberman the Crooner | Bilko decides to manage promising singer Doberman. | |
| 21-Jan-1958 | Episode 88 | Season 3 Number 18 | Bilko Presents Kay Kendall | Bilko is a British soldier in disguise. | |
| 28-Jan-1958 | Episode 89 | Season 3 Number 19 | Bilko's Cousin | Bilko's country cousin arrives at the fort. | |
| 4-Feb-1958 | Episode 90 | Season 3 Number 20 | Bilko's Pigeons | Bilko is ordered to get rid of his racing pigeons. | |
| 14-Feb-1958 | Episode 91 | Season 3 Number 21 | Cyrano de Bilko | Bilko proposes to a woman he does not love. | |
| 21-Feb-1958 | Episode 92 | Season 3 Number 22 | The Colonel's Reunion | Hall launches an offensive against Bilko's gambling. | |
| 28-Feb-1958 | Episode 93 | Season 3 Number 23 | Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage | Bilko tries to save Ritzik's deteriorating marriage. | |
| SYND | 7-Mar-1958 | Episode 94 | Season 3 Number 24 | Bilko, the Art Lover | Bilko mediates between a father and son. |
| 14-Mar-1958 | Episode 95 | Season 3 Number 25 | Bilko, the Genius | The Army's intellectuals encounter Bilko. | |
| 21-Mar-1958 | Episode 96 | Season 3 Number 26 | Bilko, Male Model | Modeling agencies clamor for Bilko's face. | |
| 4-Apr-1958 | Episode 97 | Season 3 Number 27 | The Colonel's Inheritance | Bilko invests the colonel's cash in the stock market. | |
| 11-Apr-1958 | Episode 98 | Season 3 Number 28 | Bilko's Honeymoon | Bilko needs a "wife" to get a free vacation. | |
| 25-Apr-1958 | Episode 99 | Season 3 Number 29 | Bilko's Chinese Restaurant | Bilko may have to leave his newly opened restaurant. | |
| 2-May-1958 | Episode 100 | Season 3 Number 30 | Operation Love | Neglected Wacs transfer away from Fort Baxter. | |
| 9-May-1958 | Episode 101 | Season 3 Number 31 | Bilko's TV Pilot | Bilko produces a TV show starring Doberman. | |
| 16-May-1958 | Episode 102 | Season 3 Number 32 | Bilko Retires from Gambling | Hall hires a card shark to beat Bilko at poker. | |
| 23-May-1958 | Episode 103 | Season 3 Number 33 | Bilko's Vacation | Bilko convinces the platoon to stay at a lodge. | |
| 30-May-1958 | Episode 104 | Season 3 Number 34 | Bilko's Insurance Company | Bilko's insurance-business attempts fall flat. | |
| 6-Jun-1958 | Episode 105 | Season 3 Number 35 | Bilko's Prize Poodle | A dog-show prospect turns sour for Bilko. | |
| 13-Jun-1958 | Episode 106 | Season 3 Number 36 | Bilko's School Days | New recruits mean gambling profits for Bilko. | |
| 27-Jun-1958 | Episode 107 | Season 3 Number 37 | Joan's Big Romance | Joan tries to prove she is more important than poker. | |
| SYND | 26-Sep-1958 | Episode 108 | Season 4 Number 1 | Gold Fever | Bilko tries to find gold in California. |
| 3-Oct-1958 | Episode 109 | Season 4 Number 2 | Bilko's Vampire | Bilko tries to cure horror-movie addict Ritzik. | |
| 10-Oct-1958 | Episode 110 | Season 4 Number 3 | Bilko's De Luxe Tours | Bilko invests platoon money in transportation. | |
| 17-Oct-1958 | Episode 111 | Season 4 Number 4 | Bilko the Potato Sack King | Bilko goes to work in sales for a burlap-bag firm. | |
| 24-Oct-1958 | Episode 112 | Season 4 Number 5 | Bilko vs. Covington | A sharp sergeant threatens Bilko's operations. | |
| 31-Oct-1958 | Episode 113 | Season 4 Number 6 | Bilko Joins the Navy | Bilko and his buddies wind up headed to Alaska. | |
| SYND | 7-Nov-1958 | Episode 114 | Season 4 Number 7 | Bilko's Big Woman Hunt | A dancing teacher throws Bilko for a loop. |
| 14-Nov-1958 | Episode 115 | Season 4 Number 8 | The Bilkos and the Crosbys | Lindsay Crosby joins the platoon. | |
| 21-Nov-1958 | Episode 116 | Season 4 Number 9 | Bilko's Allergy | Bilko becomes mysteriously allergic to cards. | |
| 28-Nov-1958 | Episode 117 | Season 4 Number 10 | Bilko and the Chaplain | Bilko and the Camp Fremont chaplain wind up in jail. | |
| 5-Dec-1958 | Episode 118 | Season 4 Number 11 | Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters | Bilko puts on a variety show. | |
| 12-Dec-1958 | Episode 119 | Season 4 Number 12 | Bilko's Secret Mission | Bilko's secret Nevada mission leads to Las Vegas | |
| 19-Dec-1958 | Episode 120 | Season 4 Number 13 | Bilko's Giveaway | Bilko cannot pay the taxes on his quiz-show winnings. | |
| 26-Dec-1958 | Episode 121 | Season 4 Number 14 | Bilko and the Medium | Ritzik is maneuvered into a Bilko-backed seance. | |
| 2-Jan-1959 | Episode 122 | Season 4 Number 15 | Bilko's Bopster | A jazz drummer is assigned to Bilko's platoon. | |
| 9-Jan-1959 | Episode 123 | Season 4 Number 16 | Bilko's Hollywood Romance | A press agent picks Bilko to be an actress's date. | |
| 30-Jan-1959 | Episode 124 | Season 4 Number 17 | Bilko's Grand Hotel | Bilko's hotel profits go up in flames. | |
| 6-Feb-1959 | Episode 125 | Season 4 Number 18 | Bilko's Credit Card | Bilko's dining club for GIs runs out of patrons. | |
| 13-Feb-1959 | Episode 126 | Season 4 Number 19 | Viva Bilko | Bandits steal the uniforms of Bilko and his friends. | |
| 20-Feb-1959 | Episode 127 | Season 4 Number 20 | The Colonel's Promotion | Bilko tries to give Hall's career a boost. | |
| 27-Feb-1959 | Episode 128 | Season 4 Number 21 | Bilko's Sharpshooter | Love disrupts Bilko's plans for a girl sharpshooter. | |
| 6-Mar-1959 | Episode 129 | Season 4 Number 22 | Bilko's Formula No. 7 | Bilko tries to market a homemade wrinkle remover. | |
| 20-Mar-1959 | Episode 130 | Season 4 Number 23 | Bilko's Ape Man | Gorilla-suited Doberman wrestles another GI. | |
| 27-Mar-1959 | Episode 131 | Season 4 Number 24 | Warrant Officer Paparelli | Bilko has one of his men promoted to officer. | |
| 3-Apr-1959 | Episode 132 | Season 4 Number 25 | Bilko's Godson | Bilko wants his godson to attend Stanford. | |
| 17-Apr-1959 | Episode 133 | Season 4 Number 26 | Guinea Pig Bilko | Tranquilized Bilko may lose his gambling empire. | |
| 24-Apr-1959 | Episode 134 | Season 4 Number 27 | Bilko the Butler | Fortune-seeking Bilko accepts a dinner invitation. | |
| 1-May-1959 | Episode 135 | Season 4 Number 28 | Ritzik Goes Civilian | Emma Ritzik forces her husband to leave the Army. | |
| 8-May-1959 | Episode 136 | Season 4 Number 29 | Bilko's Small Car | Bilko converts a jeep into a small car. | |
| 15-May-1959 | Episode 137 | Season 4 Number 30 | Doberman, Missing Heir | Doberman will not part with his inherited millions. | |
| 22-May-1959 | Episode 138 | Season 4 Number 31 | Bilko's Casino | Bilko finds a place where gambling is legal. | |
| 29-May-1959 | Episode 139 | Season 4 Number 32 | The Colonel's Second Honeymoon | Bilko vacations in the same place as the colonel. | |
| 5-Jun-1959 | Episode 140 | Season 4 Number 33 | Bilko in Outer Space | Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber. | |
| 12-Jun-1959 | Episode 141 | Season 4 Number 34 | The Bilko Boycott | Bilko uses his gambling expertise on the Wacs. | |
| SYND | 19-Jun-1959 | Episode 142 | Season 4 Number 35 | Weekend Colonel | Bilko brings in a substitute colonel for a weekend. (Episode aka "Will the Real Colonel Stand Up?") |