Uh, we're gathered here today to join these two people in marriage. The question often asked in our time is, "Why marriage?" The answer is hard to see, but as obvious as a heartbeat to feel. We marry to have a friend, a lover. We marry to deny solitude's cold hands on us. We marry because after all the other, uh, alternatives have been explored, we still want to, and need to, and must.I bet you all thought I was gonna screw up didn't you?