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South Park is an adult cartoon featuring four foul-mouthed elementary school kids. While much of the humor comes from the shock value of South Park's content, the show also has timely satire and often even a message.

Here is the complete episode list for South Park. It includes original air dates, episode numbers, episode titles, and brief episode descriptions.

RERUN	13-Aug-1997	Episode 1	Season 1 Number 1	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe	Aliens kidnap Kyle's little brother.
ORIG	20-Aug-1997	Episode 2	Season 1 Number 2	Volcano	Volcanic activity disrupts a camping trip.
ORIG	27-Aug-1997	Episode 3	Season 1 Number 3	Weight Gain 4000	A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
ORIG	3-Sep-1997	Episode 4	Season 1 Number 4	Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride	Stan's dog explores his sexuality.
ORIG	10-Sep-1997	Episode 5	Season 1 Number 5	An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig	Stan's mutant twin is unleashed.
RERUN	17-Sep-1997	Episode 6	Season 1 Number 6	Death	Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.
ORIG	29-Oct-1997	Episode 7	Season 1 Number 7	Pink Eye	Halloween and pink eye.
ORIG	19-Nov-1997	Episode 8	Season 1 Number 8	Starvin' Marvin	Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
ORIG	17-Dec-1997	Episode 9	Season 1 Number 9	Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo	Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.
ORIG	4-Feb-1998	Episode 10	Season 1 Number 10	Damien	A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
ORIG	11-Feb-1998	Episode 11	Season 1 Number 11	Tom's Rhinoplasty	A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.
RERUN	18-Feb-1998	Episode 12	Season 1 Number 12	Mecha-Streisand	A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
ORIG	25-Feb-1998	Episode 13	Season 1 Number 13	Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut!	The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
ORIG	1-Apr-1998	Episode 14	Season 1 Number 14	Not without My Anus	Terrance and Phillip battle Saddam Hussein.
ORIG	22-Apr-1998	Episode 15	Season 1 Number 15	Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut!	Cartman discovers his father's identity.
ORIG	20-May-1998	Episode 16	Season 2 Number 1	Ike's Wee Wee	School counselor Mackey is fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
ORIG	27-May-1998	Episode 17	Season 2 Number 2	Chickenlover	A crime wave sweeps through South Park.
ORIG	3-Jun-1998	Episode 18	Season 2 Number 3	Conjoined Fetus Lady	The dodgeball team heads for the championships; the school nurse has a strange medical disorder.
RERUN	10-Jun-1998	Episode 19	Season 2 Number 4	The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka	A hunting show is in a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
ORIG	17-Jun-1998	Episode 20	Season 2 Number 5	City on the Edge of Forever	The South Park Elementary school bus crashes.
ORIG	24-Jun-1998	Episode 21	Season 2 Number 6	Summer Sucks	A fireworks ban threatens Fourth of July festivities.
ORIG	19-Aug-1998	Episode 22	Season 2 Number 7	Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls	A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
ORIG	26-Aug-1998	Episode 23	Season 2 Number 8	Chicken Pox	The boys' parents try to expose them to chicken pox.
ORIG	2-Sep-1998	Episode 24	Season 2 Number 9	Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods	The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in a Cheesy Poofs commercial.
RERUN	23-Sep-1998	Episode 25	Season 2 Number 10	Clubhouses	The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
ORIG	30-Sep-1998	Episode 26	Season 2 Number 11	Cow Days	The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
RERUN	7-Oct-1998	Episode 27	Season 2 Number 12	Chef Aid	Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
ORIG	28-Oct-1998	Episode 28	Season 2 Number 13	Spooky Fish	Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
RERUN	9-Dec-1998	Episode 29	Season 2 Number 14	Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!	Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
RERUN	16-Dec-1998	Episode 30	Season 2 Number 15	Gnomes	The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
RERUN	20-Jan-1999	Episode 31	Season 2 Number 16	Prehistoric Ice Man	Stan and Kyle's friendship is threatened when they discover a man encased in ice.
ORIG	7-Apr-1999	Episode 32	Season 3 Number 1	Rainforest Schmainforest	The boys develop a new-found respect for nature.
ORIG	14-Apr-1999	Episode 33	Season 3 Number 2	Spontaneous Combustion	Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.
ORIG	21-Apr-1999	Episode 34	Season 3 Number 3	The Succubus	Chef's family arrives after he decides to get married.
ORIG	16-Jun-1999	Episode 35	Season 3 Number 4	Jakovasaurs	While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
RERUN	23-Jun-1999	Episode 36	Season 3 Number 5	Tweek vs. Craig	The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.
RERUN	7-Jul-1999	Episode 37	Season 3 Number 6	Sexual Harassment Panda	Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
RERUN	14-Jul-1999	Episode 38	Season 3 Number 7	Cat Orgy	A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly babysits Cartman.
RERUN	21-Jul-1999	Episode 39	Season 3 Number 8	Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub	Stan is stuck with kids he doesn't like at a meteor shower party.
ORIG	28-Jul-1999	Episode 40	Season 3 Number 9	Jewbilee	Kyle and Ike go camping during the meteor shower.
ORIG	27-Oct-1999	Episode 41	Season 3 Number 10	Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery	Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs.
ORIG	3-Nov-1999	Episode 42	Season 3 Number 11	Chinpoko Mon	The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
ORIG	10-Nov-1999	Episode 43	Season 3 Number 12	Hooked on Monkey Fonics	The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
RERUN	17-Nov-1999	Episode 44	Season 3 Number 13	Starvin' Marvin in Space	Starvin' Marvin has a space ship.
ORIG	24-Nov-1999	Episode 45	Season 3 Number 14	The Red Badge of Gayness	Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
ORIG	1-Dec-1999	Episode 46	Season 3 Number 15	Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics	Collection of musical numbers from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics album.
RERUN	29-Dec-1999	Episode 47	Season 3 Number 16	Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus	The group tries to determine who we are and what we're about.
ORIG	12-Jan-2000	Episode 48	Season 3 Number 17	Worldwide Recorder Concert	The group travels to Arkansas for the first Worldwide Recorder Concert. (Episode aka "The Brown Noise")
RERUN	5-Apr-2000	Episode 49	Season 4 Number 1	The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000	Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy and builds a thriving business by appropriating teeth from less fortunate children.
ORIG	12-Apr-2000	Episode 50	Season 4 Number 2	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000	Cartman is sent to juvenile hall, and while the boys attempt to break him out, Cartman adjusts to life on the inside.
RERUN	19-Apr-2000	Episode 51	Season 4 Number 3	Timmy! 2000	South Park Elementary's new student, Timmy, is excused from doing homework when he's misdiagnosed with ADD; so the boys immediately try to get ADD too. Meanwhile, Timmy becomes the lead singer of a heavy metal band.
ORIG	26-Apr-2000	Episode 52	Season 4 Number 4	Quintuplets 2000	A family of quintuplets moves into town, leaving Cartman enthralled and Kenny's mom green with envy.
RERUN	21-Jun-2000	Episode 53	Season 4 Number 5	Cartman Joins NAMBLA	Cartman suddenly decides Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immatuer to be his friends. When he goes in search of more sophisticated companions, he is thrilled to discover plenty of adult men who want to be friends with 8-year-old boys.
RERUN	28-Jun-2000	Episode 54	Season 4 Number 6	Cherokee Hair Tampons	A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
RERUN	5-Jul-2000	Episode 55	Season 4 Number 7	Chef Goes Nanners	Chef cooks up some controversy and divides the town when he protests against the South Park flag.
RERUN	12-Jul-2000	Episode 56	Season 4 Number 8	Fingerbang	Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman cash in on pop culture by forming their own boy band. (Episode aka "Something You Can Do with Your Finger")
ORIG	19-Jul-2000	Episode 57	Season 4 Number 9	Do the Handicapped Go To Hell?	After being stricken with the fear of God, the boys rush to complete their sacraments in an effort to stave off eternal damnation.
ORIG	26-Jul-2000	Episode 58	Season 4 Number 10	Probably	Satan can't make up his mind about who to be with, his former boyfriend, Saddam Hussein, or his new lover; Cartman evangelizes.
RERUN	8-Nov-2000	Episode 59	Season 4 Number 11	4th Grade	The South Park boys, now in fourth grade, want to build a time machine to carry them back to the carefree third grade.
RERUN	15-Nov-2000	Episode 60	Season 4 Number 12	Trapper Keeper	The new fourth-graders form a partnership with a futuristic life-form to stop a superbeing bent on world domination.
RERUN	22-Nov-2000	Episode 61	Season 4 Number 13	Thanksgiving Special	The fourth grade plans to put on a spectacular Thanksgiving play, but things don't go quite as planned.
RERUN	29-Nov-2000	Episode 62	Season 4 Number 14	Pip	Chef narrates a tribute to "Great Expectations" when the boys follow Pip on his trip back to London.
ORIG	6-Dec-2000	Episode 63	Season 4 Number 15	Fat Camp	Cartman goes to fat camp while Kenny gets paid to do gross things.
RERUN	13-Dec-2000	Episode 64	Season 4 Number 16	The Wacky Molestation Adventure	With no parents in the South Park and Eric Cartman in the mayor's seat, the kids rule.
RERUN	20-Dec-2000	Episode 65	Season 4 Number 17	A Very Crappy Christmas	Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own. Featuring Jesus, Santa Claus and themselves.
ORIG	20-Jun-2001	Episode 66	Season 5 Number 1	It Hits the Fan	The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word “Sh*t” on the popular show, “Cop Drama.” Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world.
RERUN	27-Jun-2001	Episode 67	Season 5 Number 2	Cripple Fight	Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new “handi-capable” kid, Jimmy. But there’s only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.
RERUN	4-Jul-2001	Episode 68	Season 5 Number 3	Super Best Friends	Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!
RERUN	11-Jul-2001	Episode 69	Season 5 Number 4	Scott Tenorman Must Die	Cartman plots his revenge on an eighth-grader after a ploy to impress his friends goes down in flames.
RERUN	18-Jul-2001	Episode 70	Season 5 Number 5	Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow	In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
ORIG	25-Jul-2001	Episode 71	Season 5 Number 6	Cartmanland	Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman’s undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there’s a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
ORIG	1-Aug-2001	Episode 72	Season 5 Number 7	Proper Condom Use	Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.
ORIG	8-Aug-2001	Episode 73	Season 5 Number 8	Towelie	The boys get a brand-new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Unfortunately that can’t be the case when they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from… gettin’ high. When the government steals Stan’s new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.
	7-Nov-2001	Episode 74	Season 5 Number 9	Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants	The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators.
	14-Nov-2001	Episode 75	Season 5 Number 10	How to Eat with Your Butt	As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him.
	21-Nov-2001	Episode 76	Season 5 Number 11	The Entity	Kyle's cousin, also named Kyle, arrives for a visit and promptly embarrasses Kyle in front of all his friends.
	28-Nov-2001	Episode 77	Season 5 Number 12	Here Comes the Neighborhood	Wealthy people invade the humble town of South Park.
	5-Dec-2001	Episode 78	Season 5 Number 13	Kenny Dies	Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research.
	12-Dec-2001	Episode 79	Season 5 Number 14	Butters' Very Own Episode	Butters learns about little white lies.
	6-Mar-2002	Episode 80	Season 6 Number 1	Jared Has Aides	The gang seizes upon an opportunity to make money with a weight-loss program that's sweeping the country.
	13-Mar-2002	Episode 81	Season 6 Number 2	Asspen	The boys head to Aspen, where the slopes are superb and Stan gets into a showdown with the lodge's expert skier.
	20-Mar-2002	Episode 82	Season 6 Number 3	Freak Strike	The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors.
	27-Mar-2002	Episode 83	Season 6 Number 4	Fun with Veal	The boys try to save baby lambs from the slaughterhouse.
	3-Apr-2002	Episode 84	Season 6 Number 5	The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer	The boys look forward to the newest Terrance and Phillip movie.
	10-Apr-2002	Episode 85	Season 6 Number 6	Professor Chaos	When Butters is rejected by the kids, his alter ego Professor Chaos is unleashed.
	26-Jun-2002	Episode 86	Season 6 Number 7	Simpsons Already Did It	Professor Chaos (aka Butters) sets up another sinister plot to destroy the world; The boys invade Mrs. Choksondiks autopsy.
	3-Jul-2002	Episode 87	Season 6 Number 8	Red Hot Catholic Love	The Catholic Church scandal begins to effect the town.
	10-Jul-2002	Episode 88	Season 6 Number 9	Free Hat	The boys try and stop famous directors from ruining their favorite films by enhancing and re-releasing them.
	17-Jul-2002	Episode 89	Season 6 Number 10	Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society	When a female classmate begins to develop the boys friendship is threatened.
	24-Jul-2002	Episode 90	Season 6 Number 11	Child Abduction is Not Funny	The overprotective parents of South Park will do anything to keep their children from being kidnapped.
	6-Nov-2002	Episode 91	Season 6 Number 12	A Ladder to Heaven	The kids win a shopping spree in a candy store, but Kenny was holding the winning ticket. Kyle, Cartman, and Stan decided to build a ladder to heaven to get the ticket from their deceased friend so they can claim their prize.
	13-Nov-2002	Episode 92	Season 6 Number 13	The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers	After watching The Lord of the Rings, the boys are inspired to go on a difficult quest to return their copy of the film to the video store.
	20-Nov-2002	Episode 93	Season 6 Number 14	The Death Camp of Tolerance	The boys are sent to a camp where cultural sensitivity is taught.
	27-Nov-2002	Episode 94	Season 6 Number 15	The Biggest Douche in the Universe	Cartman takes desperate measures to try to rid himself of Kenny's spirit, including traveling to Scotland.
	4-Dec-2002	Episode 95	Season 6 Number 16	My Future Self N' Me	Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.
	11-Dec-2002	Episode 96	Season 6 Number 17	Red Sleigh Down	Cartman tries to score some points with Santa Claus by asking him to deliver presents to the needy children in Iraq.
	19-Mar-2003	Episode 97	Season 7 Number 1	Cancelled	The boys find out that Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show that’s about to be cancelled.
	26-Mar-2003	Episode 98	Season 7 Number 2	Krazy Kripples	The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.
	2-Apr-2003	Episode 99	Season 7 Number 3	Toilet Paper	The boys are under investigation for covering their teacher's house with toilet paper.
	9-Apr-2003	Episode 100	Season 7 Number 4	I'm A Little Bit Country	Mr. Garrison makes the boys write an essay about America's founding fathers.
	16-Apr-2003	Episode 101	Season 7 Number 5	Fat Butt and Pancake Head	Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck come to town.
	23-Apr-2003	Episode 102	Season 7 Number 6	Lil' Crime Stoppers	The guys start their own detective agency.
	30-Apr-2003	Episode 103	Season 7 Number 7	Red Man's Greed	The boys try to save the town from developers.
	22-Oct-2003	Episode 104	Season 7 Number 8	South Park is Gay!	The whole town joins the hip new homosexual craze.
	29-Oct-2003	Episode 105	Season 7 Number 9	Christian Rock Hard	Cartman, Butters and Tolkien score big as a Christian rock band.
	5-Nov-2003	Episode 106	Season 7 Number 10	Grey Dawn	The boys take on the elderly citizens of the town.
	12-Nov-2003	Episode 107	Season 7 Number 11	Casa Bonita	Cartman hatches a plan when Kyle doesn't invite him to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland.
	19-Nov-2003	Episode 108	Season 7 Number 12	All About the Mormons?	A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.
	3-Dec-2003	Episode 109	Season 7 Number 13	Butt Out	After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.
	10-Dec-2003	Episode 110	Season 7 Number 14	Raisins	In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins(a junior Hooters)so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.
	17-Dec-2003	Episode 111	Season 7 Number 15	It's Christmas in Canada	When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.
	17-Mar-2004	Episode 112	Season 8 Number 1	Good Times with Weapons	The boys buy Martial Arts weapons from the county fair, and turn into Ninja warriors (complete with Anime-style animation). However, when one of Kenny's ninja stars gets thrown into Butters' eye, the boys must do the only logical thing possible, dress Butters up as a dog and take him to the vet. Their parents cannot find out that they were playing with weapons.
	24-Mar-2004	Episode 113	Season 8 Number 2	Up the Down Steroid	Jimmy and Timmy are competing in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy is using steroids to gain the edge on the competition. Once Cartman finds out that the winner will receive a $1000 cash prize, he devises a plan to get into the event, thinking he can easily beat all the handicapped kids and win the money.
	31-Mar-2004	Episode 114	Season 8 Number 3	The Passion of the Jew	Kyle finally sees The Passion of the Christ, and is horrified by it. Cartman on the other hand, is organizing Passion fans to get others involved in the film so they can perform a cleansing. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see it, and believe that Mel Gibson should give them their money back. So, they set off to find him in Malibu.
	7-Apr-2004	Episode 115	Season 8 Number 4	You Got F**ked in the Ass	The boys find themselves humiliated on the street when a bunch of O.C. kids come up and "serve" the boys by out-dancing them. Stan takes it upon himself to put together a team to get South Park's honor back in the world of competitive dancing.
	14-Apr-2004	Episode 116	Season 8 Number 5	AWESOM-O	A special package arrives for Butters from Japan. It's AWESOM-O! His very own personal robot. Butters tells AWESOM-O all his secrets, but also one of Cartman's. Upon realizing that Butters has a tape of him making a fool of himself, Cartman keeps up the AWESOM-O charade in order to find that tape.
	21-Apr-2004	Episode 117	Season 8 Number 6	The Jeffersons	There's a new neighbor in South Park, Mr. Jefferson, and he loves children so much, he has all sorts of toys, rides, and food. But is Mr. Jefferson just your average neighbor, or is he hiding a secret?
	28-Apr-2004	Episode 118	Season 8 Number 7	Goobacks	The citizens of South Park find themselves in a bad spot when people from the future start traveling back in time to find work. The future is such an overcrowded, desolate place that the only work to be found, lies in the past. How will the townsfolk react when they lose their job to a Gooback?
	27-Oct-2004	Episode 119	Season 8 Number 8	Douche and Turd	Kyle and Cartman are fighting about who would make a better school mascot, now that the South Park Cows are considered offensive by PETA. Kyle thinks it should be a Giant Douche, while Cartman believes it should be a Turd Sandwich. Stan on the other hand, could care less, and refuses to participate in the vote.
	3-Nov-2004	Episode 120	Season 8 Number 9	Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes	The Mega-store that is Wall-Mart finally opens in South Park. But the store seems to have a strange power over the townsfolk...they can't stop themselves from buying items at Wall-Mart's low, low prices.
	10-Nov-2004	Episode 121	Season 8 Number 10	Pre-School	A horrible secret from their days in Pre-School comes back to haunt the boys. Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall, and he's out for revenge for a crime he didn't commit.
	17-Nov-2004	Episode 122	Season 8 Number 11	Quest for Ratings	South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. Jimmy and "Rick" Cartman are the anchors for "Super School News." Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Tolkien does the weather and Kyle covers sports. All is going well until Craig premieres a new show that gets much higher ratings than the boys' news program. So, they set out to get better ratings by finding a great story.
	1-Dec-2004	Episode 123	Season 8 Number 12	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset	Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women. After finding no help in her parents, Wendy turns to one man for help: Mr. Slave.
	8-Dec-2004	Episode 124	Season 8 Number 13	Cartman's Incredible Gift	Cartman suffers a head wound after trying to fly from the top of his roof. When he awakens, he believes he has psychic powers. When a serial killer comes to South Park, Cartman will use his gift to find him...or will he?
	15-Dec-2004	Episode 125	Season 8 Number 14	Woodland Critter Christmas	It's Christmas in South Park once again. This year Stan, the boy with the red poof-ball hat, finds himself helping out a group of adorable critters that live in the forest. They ask him to help protect their pregnant friend, who will give birth to their Lord's son. Everything is going well until Stan learns who these critters worship.
	9-Mar-2005	Episode 126	Season 9 Number 1	Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina	Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.
	16-Mar-2005	Episode 127	Season 9 Number 2	Die Hippie, Die	There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.
	23-Mar-2005	Episode 128	Season 9 Number 3	Wing	Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Tolkien in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in Wing, the wife of Mr. Lu Kim.
	30-Mar-2005	Episode 129	Season 9 Number 4	Best Friends Forever	In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan. Things get complicated when Kenny is brought back to life but resides in a vegetative state.
	6-Apr-2005	Episode 130	Season 9 Number 5	The Losing Edge	The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning, now they're forced to play in the National circuit, and risk wasting their whole summer. There's only one way out: Lose, and lose big.
	13-Apr-2005	Episode 131	Season 9 Number 6	The Death of Eric Cartman	After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to see him is Butters.
	20-Apr-2005	Episode 132	Season 9 Number 7	Erection Day	Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem.
	19-Oct-2005	Episode 133	Season 9 Number 8	Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow	After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.
	26-Oct-2005	Episode 134	Season 9 Number 9	Marjorine	When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.
	2-Nov-2005	Episode 135	Season 9 Number 10	Follow That Egg	The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.
	9-Nov-2005	Episode 136	Season 9 Number 11	Ginger Kids	After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger. Their lesson is not realized when Cartman begins to rally his fellow Gingers against the other kids.
	16-Nov-2005	Episode 137	Season 9 Number 12	Trapped in the Closet	Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader. Upon hearing this, the Scientology masses arrive outside his house, but several members end up in the closet instead.
	30-Nov-2005	Episode 138	Season 9 Number 13	Free Willzyx	When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to the Sea Park and steal him from his tank. Now all they need is a foreign nation that will launch a stolen whale in to space.
	7-Dec-2005	Episode 139	Season 9 Number 14	Bloody Mary	After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle that can cure him of his 'disease.'
	22-Mar-2006	Episode 140	Season 10 Number 1	The Return of Chef!	The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the “Super Adventure Club,” but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chef’s new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.
	29-Mar-2006	Episode 141	Season 10 Number 2	Smug Alert!	Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town.
	5-Apr-2006	Episode 142	Season 10 Number 3	Cartoon Wars (Part 1)	Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy". Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of "Family Guy" lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
	12-Apr-2006	Episode 143	Season 10 Number 4	Cartoon Wars (Part 2)	With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the "Family Guy" episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.
	19-Apr-2006	Episode 144	Season 10 Number 5	A Million Little Fibers	Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.
	26-Apr-2006	Episode 145	Season 10 Number 6	ManBearPig	While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave without the others knowing about it and he can keep it all for himself.
	3-May-2006	Episode 146	Season 10 Number 7	Tsst	When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
	4-Oct-2006	Episode 147	Season 10 Number 8	Make Love, Not Warcraft	A renegade player threatens the massively multiplayer online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
	11-Oct-2006	Episode 148	Season 10 Number 9	Mystery of the Urinal Deuce	Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.
	18-Oct-2006	Episode 149	Season 10 Number 10	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy	Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.
	25-Oct-2006	Episode 150	Season 10 Number 11	Hell on Earth 2006	Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time.
	1-Nov-2006	Episode 151	Season 10 Number 12	Go God Go	The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary, and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released. (Part 1 of 2)
	8-Nov-2006	Episode 152	Season 10 Number 13	Go, God. Go!	After freezing himself in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman wakes up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii? (Part 2 of 2)
	15-Nov-2006	Episode 153	Season 10 Number 14	Stanley's Cup	Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan’s performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.
	7-Mar-2007	Episode 154	Season 11 Number 1	With Apologies to Jesse Jackson	Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Tolkien’s feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.
	14-Mar-2007	Episode 155	Season 11 Number 2	Cartman Sucks	Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to “Pray the Gay Away” when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.
	21-Mar-2007	Episode 156	Season 11 Number 3	Lice Capades	When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them. Meanwhile, a louse Travis, is desperate to save his fellow lice from imminent destruction from a conscious world.
	28-Mar-2007	Episode 157	Season 11 Number 4	The Snuke	The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts for Cartman as he uses his own interrogation methods on his suspect. But could the plan to target Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?
	4-Apr-2007	Episode 158	Season 11 Number 5	Fantastic Easter Special	Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a bizarre society that guards a legendary secret.
	11-Apr-2007	Episode 159	Season 11 Number 6	D-Yikes!	Once again Mrs. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.
	18-Apr-2007	Episode 160	Season 11 Number 7	Night of the Living Homeless	The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good.
	3-Oct-2007	Episode 161	Season 11 Number 8	Le Petit Tourette	After seeing a kid with Tourette's Syndrome at the toy store, Cartman becomes obsessed with it. He finds out that with Tourette's, he can say whatever he wants without consequence. Naturally, he calls "Dateline" so he can get on national TV and take full advantage of his new found life.
	10-Oct-2007	Episode 162	Season 11 Number 9	More Crap	Randy Marsh becomes a local hero in South Park after the guys at the bar see the size of his latest crap. After some talking with the guys, Randy believes he could be a contender for the World Record. But is there someone else who wants it more?
	17-Oct-2007	Episode 163	Season 11 Number 10	Imaginationland	A bet revolving around Cartman seeing a leprechaun is only the start of trouble when the boys find themselves with the entirety of the world's imagination laid out in front of them. But when a terrorist group attacks Imaginationland, the U.S. Government is eager to find Stan & Kyle.
	24-Oct-2007	Episode 164	Season 11 Number 11	Imaginationland: Episode II	Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere…Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls.
	31-Oct-2007	Episode 165	Season 11 Number 12	Imaginationland: Episode III	While inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters must fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces. The Supreme Court declares imaginary creatures not real and plans to nuke Imaginationland, and now Kyle and Cartman have to convince the U.S. military to abort the operation.
	7-Nov-2007	Episode 166	Season 11 Number 13	Guitar Queer-o	Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records and it doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?
	14-Nov-2007	Episode 167	Season 11 Number 14	The List	The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.
	12-Mar-2008	Episode 168	Season 12 Number 1	Tonsil Trouble	After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
	19-Mar-2008	Episode 169	Season 12 Number 2	Britney's New Look	While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.
	26-Mar-2008	Episode 170	Season 12 Number 3	Major Boobage	In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys try to help Kenny kick the latest drug craze that has become a hit with schoolchildren across the nation. Once Kenny cheeses, he trips into a world that he can truly enjoy.
	2-Apr-2008	Episode 171	Season 12 Number 4	Canada On Strike	The leader of the World Canadian Bureau takes the country into a long and painful strike, demanding "some of that Internet money" from the other Nations. The boys find themselves tasked with resolving the strike so they can see some new episodes of "Terrance & Philip".
	9-Apr-2008	Episode 172	Season 12 Number 5	Eek, A Penis!	With Ms. Garrison out of the school in search of a way to be the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is given authoritah over the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as substitute, Cartman is sent to help inner-city youth.
	16-Apr-2008	Episode 173	Season 12 Number 6	Over Logging	The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that there may still be Internet in California, Randy decides to pack up his family and head out West in search of Internet.
	23-Apr-2008	Episode 174	Season 12 Number 7	Super Fun Time	Mr. Garrison takes the kids on an educational field trip to a living museum, Pioneer Village, where all the workers remain dedicated to staying in character. While there, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
	8-Oct-2008	Episode 175	Season 12 Number 8	The China Probrem	It's up to Cartman to face down the Chinese while the American populace is wracked by the haunting memory of recent events.
	15-Oct-2008	Episode 176	Season 12 Number 9	Breast Cancer Show Ever	After she threatens to beat up Cartman after school, Wendy gets in trouble. It seems that no matter how angry Wendy is, all the bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
	22-Oct-2008	Episode 177	Season 12 Number 10	Pandemic	When an international crisis strikes, the boys discover a way to make money that seems easy and profitable. Cartman manages to convince Craig that he should help the guys with their scheme. Cartman knows Craig has what it takes to make their dream a reality.
	29-Oct-2008	Episode 178	Season 12 Number 11	Pandemic 2 - The Startling	Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains where they find out the startling truth behind the attacks.
	5-Nov-2008	Episode 179	Season 12 Number 12	About Last Night…	The folks in South Park are partying in the streets after a new president is elected. But while the country is celebrating, the President-elect surprises everyone when he shows up at the White House. From the Oval Office, the new president begins to put together a team for the job facing him.
	12-Nov-2008	Episode 180	Season 12 Number 13	Elementary School Musical	When a new kid comes to town, the boys must embrace the latest fad that hits South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. Stan could lose Wendy if he doesn't get involved, and Cartman would rather kill himself than join in on the fad. But when the boys realize that Butters is more popular than they are, they find that they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.
	19-Nov-2008	Episode 181	Season 12 Number 14	The Ungroundable	Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school, but he can't get anyone to listen to him. His investigations lead him to think that maybe he'd be better off as a vampire. Meanwhile, the goth kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between goth and vampire kids.
	11-Mar-2009	Episode 182	Season 13 Number 1	The Ring	Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.
	18-Mar-2009	Episode 183	Season 13 Number 2	The Coon	During times of great woe and despair, one young person in South Park takes it upon himself to keep order. "The Coon" rises from the gutter and becomes South Park's sole vigilante…until a rival superhero, "Mysterion" shows up on the scene and challenges "The Coon"'s right to be a beacon for the townsfolk.
	25-Mar-2009	Episode 184	Season 13 Number 3	Margaritaville	While the entire town is busy pointing fingers over who's to blame for the economy, Randy steps forward with a solution for the financial woes. With everyone in town helping, they all start to live without any economy at all. Elsewhere, the ultimate sacrifice is made by an unlikely savior in a bid to fix the town's problems.
	1-Apr-2009	Episode 185	Season 13 Number 4	Eat, Pray, Queef	The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke, and it doesn't go over well at all. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the boys are scared it's going to happen again.
	8-Apr-2009	Episode 186	Season 13 Number 5	Fishsticks	Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. But when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are furious.
	15-Apr-2009	Episode 187	Season 13 Number 6	Pinewood Derby	It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy has acquired a very special component to help Stan secure a first place victory.
	22-Apr-2009	Episode 188	Season 13 Number 7	Fatbeard	Cartman decides to become a pirate, and takes Butters and a small group of recruits with him to help make his dream come true.
	7-Oct-2009	Episode 189	Season 13 Number 8	Dead Celebrities	Otherworldly forces are haunting Ike, who's so freaked out that the stress could kill him. Kyle and the rest of the boys bring in professional ghost hunters to see if they can put a stop to the poltergeists tormenting Ike.
	14-Oct-2009	Episode 190	Season 13 Number 9	Butters' Bottom Bitch	Butters has never kissed a girl in his life. Finally fed up with the other boys teasing him, Butters is determined to catch up to the rest of them. Meanwhile, prostitution in South Park has gotten out of control and an overly dedicated cop wages war.
	21-Oct-2009	Episode 191	Season 13 Number 10	W.T.F.	After going to their first live WWE wrestling event, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They decide to sign up for the school's wrestling class, but soon learn that the wrestling at school isn't the same as what they saw at WWE.
	28-Oct-2009	Episode 192	Season 13 Number 11	Whale Whores	For Stan's birthday, he and his family go to the Denver Aquarium where they plan on swimming with dolphins. Unfortunately things go from bad to worse when the Japanese attack and kill all the dolphins. The Japanese seem hell-bent on killing all the worlds' dolphins and whales, but Stan takes up the cause to try and save the marine animals from senseless slaughter.
	4-Nov-2009	Episode 193	Season 13 Number 12	The F Word	Harley riders have come to South Park and the boys decide it's time to deal with the problem. They throw down the F word and it's on…
	11-Nov-2009	Episode 194	Season 13 Number 13	Dances with Smurfs	Cartman becomes the voice of change at school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman asks the tough questions and gains a following.
	18-Nov-2009	Episode 195	Season 13 Number 14	Pee	Things at the water park are not what they seem when the boy's fun filled day is about to turn deadly because there are too many people peeing in the pool, which causes disaster to strike and the boys are in a race to survive. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to warn everyone that there are too many minorities, more blacks and hispanics than white people.
	17-Mar-2010	Episode 196	Season 14 Number 1	Sexual Healing	When the successful men of the world suddenly want to have sex with tons of women, the top scientists in the country are brought together to put a stop to it. Once the testing gets underway, it turns out some of the fourth grade boys of South Park are sex addicts.
	24-Mar-2010	Episode 197	Season 14 Number 2	The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs	When the boys are allowed to read a banned book in their class, it inspires them to write their own masterpiece. But it isn't long before Stan's mom finds out and the boys have to work fast to stay out of trouble.
	31-Mar-2010	Episode 198	Season 14 Number 3	Medicinal Fried Chicken	The new state law in Colorado says it's ok to smoke marijuana if you have a doctor's note. So Randy decides he's going to be the first in line for some, except without anything wrong with him, he's turned away and must come up with a medical malady to get his hands on the drug. Meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.
	7-Apr-2010	Episode 199	Season 14 Number 4	You Have 0 Friends	Even though Stan and Kyle have been friends for years, it doesn't mean anything if Stan won't "friend" him. Kyle "friended" the wrong person so now all his other friends are deserting him left and right. With his problem getting worse by the minute, Kyle turns to the one person who's always been there for him.
	14-Apr-2010	Episode 200	Season 14 Number 5	200	While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever. (Part 1 of 2)
	21-Apr-2010	Episode 201	Season 14 Number 6	201	With Muhammad at the center of hostage negotiations between the town of South Park and both the Ginger kids and Tom Cruise's army of celebrities, the burning question on everyone's mind is... Who is Eric Cartman's father?! (Part 2 of 2)
	28-Apr-2010	Episode 202	Season 14 Number 7	Crippled Summer	There's no time for fun and games for Jimmy and his friends as they strive to be the champions of summer camp. Jimmy's going for the gold in the camp's surfing competition.
	6-Oct-2010	Episode 203	Season 14 Number 8	Poor And Stupid	Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
	13-Oct-2010	Episode 204	Season 14 Number 9	It's A Jersey Thing	Randy spearheads the town's defense when "Jersey Shore"-inspired Garden State residents are threatening to take over the entire country.
	20-Oct-2010	Episode 205	Season 14 Number 10	Insheeption	When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
	27-Oct-2010	Episode 206	Season 14 Number 11	Coon 2: Hindsight	The Coon leads a group of crimefighters who spring into action to help victims of another drilling catastrophe in the Gulf.
	3-Nov-2010	Episode 207	Season 14 Number 12	Mysterion Rises	The identity of Mysterion is revealed when the Coon, abandoned by his crime-fighting cohorts, seeks revenge in the Gulf.
	10-Nov-2010	Episode 208	Season 14 Number 13	Coon Vs. Coon & Friends	Cthulhu does Cartman's bidding, leaving Coon & Friends at his mercy; Kenny's curse presents a dilemma.
	17-Nov-2010	Episode 209	Season 14 Number 14	Crème Fraiche	Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family.
	27-Apr-2011	Episode 210	Season 15 Number 1	HUMANCENTiPAD	Cartman is feeling left out of the technology craze just as a revolutionary tablet computer is about to be launched.
	4-May-2011	Episode 211	Season 15 Number 2	Funnybot	Jimmy hosts the Special Ed department's inaugural Comedy Awards, but a comment about the Germans' sense of humor gets the school in hot water.
	11-May-2011	Episode 212	Season 15 Number 3	Royal Pudding	Canadian-born Ike shares his country's obsession with a royal wedding and offers his services when the princess-to-be is abducted.
	18-May-2011	Episode 213	Season 15 Number 4	T.M.I.	Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy when he's upset after personal information about the boys is posted on the school bulletin board.
	25-May-2011	Episode 214	Season 15 Number 5	Crack Baby Athletic Association	Cartman hatches a plan to help babies who are born addicted to drugs.
	1-Jun-2011	Episode 215	Season 15 Number 6	City Sushi	Butters gets diagnosed with multiple personality disorder, and he's prescribed medication.
	8-Jun-2011	Episode 216	Season 15 Number 7	You're Getting Old	Stan's outlook on life begins to change after his 10th birthday, but it also affects his friendships with the other kids, who find they have little in common with him anymore.
	5-Oct-2011	Episode 217	Season 15 Number 8	Ass Burgers	Stan's stuck in an abnormal rut; Cartman suspects he has Asperger's syndrome.
	12-Oct-2011	Episode 218	Season 15 Number 9	The Last of the Meheecans	Cartman fancies himself an agent of the U.S. Border Patrol when the boys play Texans vs. Mexicans.
	19-Oct-2011	Episode 219	Season 15 Number 10	Bass to Mouth	A hacker wreaks havoc with gossipy Web posts on a site called "The South Park Elementary Eavesdropper."
	26-Oct-2011	Episode 220	Season 15 Number 11	Broadway Bro Down	Randy turns into a huge fan of Broadway shows after he takes Sharon to see a hit musical in Denver.
	2-Nov-2011	Episode 221	Season 15 Number 12	1%	Cartman's lack of physical fitness makes him a target for the other kids' scorn.
	9-Nov-2011	Episode 222	Season 15 Number 13	A History Channel Thanksgiving	The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving—including an extraterrestrial presence—from a TV documentary.
	16-Nov-2011	Episode 223	Season 15 Number 14	The Poor Kid	The arrest of Kenny's parents sends him and his two siblings into the foster-care system, but the situation creates a dilemma for Cartman, who is left without a target to mock for being the poorest kid in school.
	14-Mar-2012	Episode 224	Season 16 Number 1	Reverse Cowgirl	Tragedy strikes when one of the boys repeatedly ignores reminders about leaving the toilet seat up.
	21-Mar-2012	Episode 225	Season 16 Number 2	Cash For Gold	Cartman targets a specific—and vulnerable—clientele when he starts his own shopping channel for gems, while Stan researches the value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his grandfather.
	28-Mar-2012	Episode 226	Season 16 Number 3	Faith Hilling	An evolutionary development poses a grave threat to humanity.
	4-Apr-2012	Episode 227	Season 16 Number 4	Jewpacabra	The town's Easter-egg hunt may be canceled due to rumors of a vicious beast that Cartman claims to have caught on film.
	11-Apr-2012	Episode 228	Season 16 Number 5	Butterballs	Stan organizes an antibullying video when Butters is tormented by an unlikely predator.
	18-Apr-2012	Episode 229	Season 16 Number 6	I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining	The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
	25-Apr-2012	Episode 230	Season 16 Number 7	Cartman Finds Love	A romance for Cartman may finally become a reality when there's a new girl at school.
	26-Sep-2012	Episode 231	Season 16 Number 8	Sarcastaball	Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.
	3-Oct-2012	Episode 232	Season 16 Number 9	Raising The Bar	Cartman finally comes to the realization that he's overweight, but declares that the solution is to ride around on a mobility scooter. Also: Cartman learns he has a rival in a young reality-TV star.
	10-Oct-2012	Episode 233	Season 16 Number 10	Insecurity	Kyle suspects that his mother is having an affair with a deliveryman; Cartman installs a home-security system.
	17-Oct-2012	Episode 234	Season 16 Number 11	Going Native	Butters' obstreperous behavior gives his parents a reason to tell him why he's not like the other kids, so he asks Kenny to accompany him on his journey of self-discovery to Hawaii.
	24-Oct-2012	Episode 235	Season 16 Number 12	A Nightmare On Face Time	The boys' plans to go trick-or-treating as their comic-book heroes, the Avengers, hit a snag when Stan's dad needs his son's help with a new business venture.
	31-Oct-2012	Episode 236	Season 16 Number 13	A Scause For Applause	An icon is implicated in a doping scandal, so supporters start cutting off their symbolic wristbands.
	7-Nov-2012	Episode 237	Season 16 Number 14	Obama Wins!	Cartman believes he can affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election.
	25-Sep-2013	Episode 238	Season 17 Number 1	Let Go, Let Gov	Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers.
	2-Oct-2013	Episode 239	Season 17 Number 2	Informative Murder Porn	The boys try to keep their parents from hurting one another by using a distraction in the form of the game "Minecraft."
	9-Oct-2013	Episode 240	Season 17 Number 3	World War Zimmerman	Tolkien is deemed a threat to all humanity by Cartman.
	23-Oct-2013	Episode 241	Season 17 Number 4	Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers	A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.
	30-Oct-2013	Episode 242	Season 17 Number 5	Taming Strange	Ike hits puberty, but Kyle worries that he and his little brother are growing apart, so he takes him to a live performance of his favorite TV show, "Yo Gabba Gabba!"
	6-Nov-2013	Episode 243	Season 17 Number 6	Ginger Cow	Cartman facilitates world peace with his latest prank, which brings religious leaders to South Park to witness the fulfillment of a Biblical prophecy.
	13-Nov-2013	Episode 244	Season 17 Number 7	Black Friday	The holiday shopping season begins, and the boys try to figure out how to beat the rush at the mall for deals on gaming systems. Meanwhile, Randy gets a job as a security guard to help control the mall crowds.
	20-Nov-2013	Episode 245	Season 17 Number 8	A Song of Ass and Fire	Console wars escalate as throngs of shoppers push toward the mall in anticipation of Black Friday. Meanwhile, Cartman seeks revenge against Princess Kenny.
	4-Dec-2013	Episode 246	Season 17 Number 9	Titties and Dragons	The war over gaming devices begins as the malls open for the holiday-shopping craze.
	11-Dec-2013	Episode 247	Season 17 Number 10	The Hobbit	Wendy plays matchmaker by trying to pair one of her gal pals with Butters, only to end up in the counselor's office.
	24-Sep-2014	Episode 248	Season 18 Number 1	Go Fund Yourself	The boys name their new start-up company The Washington Redskins.
	1-Oct-2014	Episode 249	Season 18 Number 2	Gluten Free Ebola	Mr. Mackey's proselytizing about his gluten-free diet gets on everyone's nerves, until the whole town decides to follow his lead.
	8-Oct-2014	Episode 250	Season 18 Number 3	The Cissy	Cartman claims to be transgender so he can use the girls' restroom. Meanwhile, Randy's been keeping a huge secret and the pressure is more than he can stand.
	15-Oct-2014	Episode 251	Season 18 Number 4	Handicar	Timmy's new car service is an overnight sensation, but it also makes him a lot of enemies.
	29-Oct-2014	Episode 252	Season 18 Number 5	The Magic Bush	A scandalous invasion of privacy makes the South Park denizens edgy as Cartman and Butters get in possession of a drone.
	5-Nov-2014	Episode 253	Season 18 Number 6	Freemium Isn't Free	Stan's addicted to a new app marketed by Terrance and Phillip, but the duo find that all the money they're making can't buy happiness.
	12-Nov-2014	Episode 254	Season 18 Number 7	Grounded Vindaloop	Butters lives in a virtual reality that causes him to wreak havoc at home and all over town.
	19-Nov-2014	Episode 255	Season 18 Number 8	Cock Magic	Illegal activity at City Wok becomes a distraction that's impossible for the boys to ignore.
	3-Dec-2014	Episode 256	Season 18 Number 9	#Rehash	Randy's forced to perform again after Stan spends all the Marsh's money on freemium games; Kyle gets upset when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore.
	10-Dec-2014	Episode 257	Season 18 Number 10	#HappyHolograms	Kyle plans a holiday special for TV in hopes of bringing families together again with help from some of the biggest names in entertainment. Meanwhile, Cartmaaan Bra is still trending as holograms continue to run rampant in South Park.
	16-Sep-2015	Episode 258	Season 19 Number 1	Stunning And Brave	The boys show their respect for Caitlyn Jenner when a new principal makes them atone for their history of prejudice.
	23-Sep-2015	Episode 259	Season 19 Number 2	Where My Country Gone?	Mr. Garrison is fed up with undocumented immigrants, and proposes building a wall to keep them out.
	30-Sep-2015	Episode 260	Season 19 Number 3	The City Part of Town	Kenny tries to land a job when the town of South Park begins gentrifying.
	14-Oct-2015	Episode 261	Season 19 Number 4	You're Not Yelping	Cartman becomes a restaurant critic after the parents of a new kid in school open an eatery in the gentrified part of town.
	21-Oct-2015	Episode 262	Season 19 Number 5	Safe Space	Cartman's fed up with Twitter when he's the latest victim of body-shaming. Meanwhile, Randy deals with uncomfortable confrontations at the grocery store.
	28-Oct-2015	Episode 263	Season 19 Number 6	Tweek x Craig	Rumors of a love affair between Tweek and Craig are making the rounds in school, as are drawings of their alleged romance. Meanwhile, Cartman learns he has a secret admirer.
	11-Nov-2015	Episode 264	Season 19 Number 7	Naughty Ninjas	A game of Ninja Warriors is led by Kenny and attracts attention from foreign terrorists. Meanwhile, the citizens of South Park decide they don't need a police department anymore.
	18-Nov-2015	Episode 265	Season 19 Number 8	Sponsored Content	Jimmy challenges PC Principal when the budding newsman is flagged for inappropriate language in the school paper.
	2-Dec-2015	Episode 266	Season 19 Number 9	Truth and Advertising	Two students go missing with PC Principal; and Jimmy tries to learn more about Leslie. Meanwhile, Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison return but barely recognize South Park.
	9-Dec-2015	Episode 267	Season 19 Number 10	PC Principal Final Justice	South Park's residents feel safer when everyone has a gun. Meanwhile, Kyle finds a dangerous ally when trust issues threaten his friendship with Stan; and Randy's being priced out of town by gentrification.
	14-Sep-2016	Episode 268	Season 20 Number 1	Member Berries	The national anthem gets a reboot by an iconic American, and Garrison continues his campaign for president.
	21-Sep-2016	Episode 269	Season 20 Number 2	Skank Hunt	An online troll threatens to have global implications as Cartman professes his innocence.
	28-Sep-2016	Episode 270	Season 20 Number 3	The Damned	Cartman's disappearance from social media is investigated by the police. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison prepares for the upcoming presidential debate.
	12-Oct-2016	Episode 271	Season 20 Number 4	Wieners Out	Kyle feels guilty for the tension between the boys and the girls, but Butters brings his gender together to stand up for their rights. Meanwhile, Gerald is worried that his cover may be blown.
	19-Oct-2016	Episode 272	Season 20 Number 5	Douche and a Danish	Garrison finally goes too far at a rally and reconsiders his future in politics. Meanwhile, the kids begin searching for an infamous Internet troll; and Gerald joins the opposition to a Danish campaign tracking nefarious characters on the Web.
	26-Oct-2016	Episode 273	Season 20 Number 6	Fort Collins	An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
	9-Nov-2016	Episode 274	Season 20 Number 7	Oh Jeez	PC Principal plays peacemaker between the girls and the boys one more time. Meanwhile, the election results are in, and Gerald is confronted by the Troll Hunter.
	16-Nov-2016	Episode 275	Season 20 Number 8	Members Only	The President-elect visits to take care of some unfinished business in his hometown. Meanwhile, Gerald flees a vengeful Troll Hunter; and Cartman and Heidi hope to get a seat on the first rocket leaving for Mars.
	30-Nov-2016	Episode 276	Season 20 Number 9	Not Funny	Heidi's sense of humor is championed by Cartman as the reason they'll get to Mars. Meanwhile, Gerald attempts to have a rational discussion with the Troll Hunter; and Garrison surveys the military he now controls.
	7-Dec-2016	Episode 277	Season 20 Number 10	The End of Serialization as We Know It	Heidi's reason to go to Mars finally becomes clear to Cartman. Meanwhile, Sheila sees what Gerald's been up to online; and Kyle and Ike rally the rest of the kids to save the world.
	13-Sep-2017	Episode 278	Season 21 Number 1	White People Renovating Houses	Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
	20-Sep-2017	Episode 279	Season 21 Number 2	Put it Down	North Korea takes aim at South Park.
	27-Sep-2017	Episode 280	Season 21 Number 3	Holiday Special	Everyone is going crazy as Columbus Day gets canceled and the kids try to bring it back as they would have a free day.
	11-Oct-2017	Episode 281	Season 21 Number 4	Franchise Prequel	Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.
	18-Oct-2017	Episode 282	Season 21 Number 5	Hummels & Heroin	Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.
	25-Oct-2017	Episode 283	Season 21 Number 6	Sons a Witches	This year at the traditional Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes the town and ruins Halloween for the boys. Cartman sees a way to use the witch's power to his advantage.
	8-Nov-2017	Episode 284	Season 21 Number 7	Doubling Down	Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
	15-Nov-2017	Episode 285	Season 21 Number 8	Moss Piglets	Timmy and Jimmy's science project has caught the attention of some very important people who think it can save the world.
	29-Nov-2017	Episode 286	Season 21 Number 9	SUPER HARD Pcness	It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.
	6-Dec-2017	Episode 287	Season 21 Number 10	Splatty Tomato	The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town, and the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their kids.
	26-Sep-2018	Episode 288	Season 22 Number 1	Dead Kids	Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control, and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.
	3-Oct-2018	Episode 289	Season 22 Number 2	A Boy and a Priest	A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.
	10-Oct-2018	Episode 290	Season 22 Number 3	The Problem with a Poo	Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.
	17-Oct-2018	Episode 291	Season 22 Number 4	Tegridy Farms	Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.
	31-Oct-2018	Episode 292	Season 22 Number 5	The Scoots	The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before.
	7-Nov-2018	Episode 293	Season 22 Number 6	Time to Get Cereal	The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.
	14-Nov-2018	Episode 294	Season 22 Number 7	Nobody Got Cereal?	The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.
	28-Nov-2018	Episode 295	Season 22 Number 8	Buddha Box	Cartman discovers a foolproof way to tune out the rest of the world and enjoy some quality time on his phone.
	5-Dec-2018	Episode 296	Season 22 Number 9	Unfulfilled	The citizens of South Park are enjoying all the perks of being a company town when the Amazon Fulfillment Center moves in. Everything is just swell until the contradictions inherent in capitalism threaten to bring down the entire system down.
	12-Dec-2018	Episode 297	Season 22 Number 10	Bike Parade	The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.
	25-Sep-2019	Episode 298	Season 23 Number 1	Mexican Joker	Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.
	2-Oct-2019	Episode 299	Season 23 Number 2	Band in China	Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.
	9-Oct-2019	Episode 300	Season 23 Number 3	Shots!!!	Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.
	16-Oct-2019	Episode 301	Season 23 Number 4	Let Them Eat Goo	The citizens of South Park are moving toward a completely plant-based diet. Cartman is pretty sure the new food in the cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
	30-Oct-2019	Episode 302	Season 23 Number 5	Tegridy Farms Halloween Special	It's Halloween, and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian Artifact exhibit at the Denver Museum.
	6-Nov-2019	Episode 303	Season 23 Number 6	Season Finale	The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighbor's yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.
	13-Nov-2019	Episode 304	Season 23 Number 7	Board Girls	The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.
	27-Nov-2019	Episode 305	Season 23 Number 8	Turd Burglars	Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.
	4-Dec-2019	Episode 306	Season 23 Number 9	Basic Cable	Scott Malkinson's future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott's dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.
	11-Dec-2019	Episode 307	Season 23 Number 10	Christmas Snow	It's a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and it's all Santa's fault. He is single handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle.
"Season 24" consisted of several specials instead of specific episodes.
	2-Feb-2022	Episode 308	Season 25 Number 1	Pajama Day	The 4th grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.
	9-Feb-2022	Episode 309	Season 25 Number 2	The Big Fix	Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
	16-Feb-2022	Episode 310	Season 25 Number 3	City People	Cartman is furious with his mom when she tells him about her new job.
	2-Mar-2022	Episode 311	Season 25 Number 4	Back to the Cold War	A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
	9-Mar-2022	Episode 312	Season 25 Number 5	Help, My Teenager Hates Me!	The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
	16-Mar-2022	Episode 313	Season 25 Number 6	Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special	Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
	8-Feb-2023	Episode 314	Season 26 Number 1	Cupid Ye	Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
	15-Feb-2023	Episode 315	Season 26 Number 2	The World-Wide Privacy Tour	The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
	1-Mar-2023	Episode 316	Season 26 Number 3	Japanese Toilet	South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
	8-Mar-2023	Episode 317	Season 26 Number 4	Deep Learning	Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
	22-Mar-2023	Episode 318	Season 26 Number 5	DiKimble's Hot Dogs	The South Park boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
	29-Mar-2023	Episode 319	Season 26 Number 6	Spring Break	Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.